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Compilation of April Fool’s Day Jokes. (2008)

Oh, what a great April 1st it’s been today here on the internets. Below are some of the best ones I’ve found today, although there are probably way more than this. If you wish to add more, please leave a comment.
      

Google’s Virgle:

Virgle http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

  

In Summary,
      
For thousands of years, the human race has spread out across the Earth, scaling mountains and plying the oceans, planting crops and building highways, raising skyscrapers and atmospheric CO2 levels, and observing, with tremendous and unflagging enthusiasm, the Biblical injunction to be fruitful and multiply across our world’s every last nook, cranny and subdivision.

An invitation.

Earth has issues, and it’s time humanity got started on a Plan B. So, starting in 2014, Virgin founder Richard Branson and Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin will be leading hundreds of users on one of the grandest adventures in human history: Project Virgle, the first permanent human colony on Mars.
      
Virgle Colonization
      
This one was hilariously evil. I was actually looking forward to it. Virgil was a project to colonize Mars. If this were real, I’m sure a hell of a load of people would sign up, or give their support.
I’d also suggest taking this quiz: http://www.google.com/virgle/application.html It’s quite the laugh, especially if you’ve some sort of internet humor.
    

The Legend of Zelda: The Movie (IGN)

      
This one was a mockup (very, VERY well done mockup) of a Legend of Zelda movie. It seems they actually put a lot of time into this one, as the trailer shows.
Few videogame properties hold the cachet of The Legend of Zelda. As a film project, it’s on the scale of Lord of the Rings. But no one has tackled a live-action adaptation of the storied franchise… until today. Production Company Rainfall Films has asked IGN to premiere the very first footage from their live-action Zelda film — a very literal adaptation of the magical epic — and, of course, we said, “Yes!”
           
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World of Warcraft: Bard Class Unveiled

           
A new Guitar Hero-esque class for WoW? Definitely an April Fool’s joke. The 3D model and screenshots were indeed hilarious.
The deeds of every great hero inspire countless songs of triumph, virtue, and epic adventure. But although a hero’s glory endures in song, the creators of those songs are seldom remembered. After ages spent singing of the heroic exploits of others, the bards of Azeroth are finally stepping into the spotlight on their own terms, proving once and for all that while just about anyone can pick up a sword or cast a spell, only a true hero can vanquish evil with the power of ROCK!
          

World of Warcraft: Molten Core

            
The most played MMORPG, World of Warcraft, is now coming to consoles!!11!one!11eleventyone!11
Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. announces its long-awaited return to console gaming with World of Warcraft: The Molten Core™, a spinoff of the 40-person raid dungeon from its award-winning massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG), World of Warcraft®. World of Warcraft: The Molten Core will allow players to experience the excitement of the hit raid dungeon in a completely new format, with new challenges and new rewards.
       
The graphics are so primitive that I’d possibly be able to play it with this computer. (I can’t play the actual WoW, sadly.)
        
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I’ll add more as they come. If you’d like to alert me to one, please post a comment.
       
Additional:
http://retro.ign.com/articles/863/863612p1.html – IGN Retro’s Top 10 Tuesday. This one is the “Bottom 10 SNES Games” and bashes the greatest SNES games of all time, as an April Fools obviously.
           
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html – Google Custom Time. Send emails to the past with Gmail!
           
Youtube: There’s no link now, but every youtube video on the front page led to a video of Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’, major Rick-roll much?
 
DeviantArt: The Administrators changed every profile’s icon to a little 4chan meme:
So I herd u liek Mudkipz??
Credit goes out to RemmyX25 for this one.
      

April 1, 2008 - Posted by Sylvaron | Computers, Random | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

10 Comments »

  1. that zelda joke actually kept me going for a while until i saw the april 1, 2009 release date, lol

    Comment by Rauhl | April 3, 2008 | Reply

  2. DeviantArt.com — The administrators behind deviantArt switched every profile’s icon to

    Comment by RemmyX25 | May 2, 2008 | Reply

  3. ^^ sorry for the double post… my last comment didn’t read my image html…

    anyways heres the image: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/RemmyX/herduliek.gif

    Comment by RemmyX25 | May 2, 2008 | Reply

  4. Lawl, that’s awesome. Added.

    Comment by Jeff | May 3, 2008 | Reply

  5. haha no problem. When my friend saw it, she was soooo angry. (Friend“WHAAT??? WHEN DID I GET HACKED!! AAAHHHH!!! Wait…” *looks at other avatars* Me: “It’s April Fools Day, you know.” Friend: “Oh…”)

    Not to sound rude or anything, but could you just mention that I contributed it and link my name to my blog? I’d really appreciate it.

    Comment by RemmyX25 | May 6, 2008 | Reply

  6. Done.

    Comment by Jeff | May 6, 2008 | Reply

  7. Thanks muchly. As my thanks, i’m adding you to my blogroll

    Comment by RemmyX25 | May 7, 2008 | Reply

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  10. u no wat if i had seen dat zelda ting b4 den i would hav bin going crazy!!! but now, noing dat it not real me jus wanna kill da dudes who did it cuz it look sooooo cool and i now wanna c it!!! tanks a lot dofus….

    p.s good work on a april fools; still dont like u

    Comment by madz | November 5, 2009 | Reply


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